Jun 25th 2008 2:13PM by Ryan Wilson (author feed)
Filed under: Redskins, NFC East, NFL Fans
Dear Lord, thank you for Clinton Portis and blog wars, but mostly for Clinton Portis because he doesn’t take himself quite so seriously.
Dan Steinberg writes that the artist also known as “Southeast Jerome”, “Coach Janky Spanky”, “Bro Sweets”, “Choo-Choo”, “Sheriff Gonnagetcha”, and “Dolemite Jenkins”, unveiled four new characters this week, and he’s looking for YOUR help on which one to debut to the Washington-area media this fall.
You can see all four characters and vote here, but if Dr. Do Itch Big doesn’t win, the whole thing is rigged. Just like Spygate, which means we can expect Senator Arlen Specter to get involved, and, really, nobody wants that.
According to his bio, Do Itch Big is a dentist who does his own work (of course he does), and goes by the motto, “Cleaning up the NFL one mouth at a time.” And then there’s this fun fact: “The good doctor started his bicuspid crusade by enhancing the grills of former Giants DE Michael Strahan and Bills RB Marshawn Lynch.” Nice.Continue Reading
